[Filtered Private to Ira Kazan, Victoria Mushnik, Natasha Tinks, Lenore Curie-Capet...and, albeit very reluctantly, Stephen Glass-Newton]
They can't make me go back. I've never felt so free.
[/Private]
Thu, Jan. 14th, 2010, 11:32 pm
Mon, Jan. 11th, 2010, 11:42 pm
I just wanted to say
wanted to say that I hate you all. That's it, really. Bye.
[Stephen]
Guess what.
[/Stephen]
No, it's not it. I am underwater and it's not nice. I don't like the sea. I don't like the people I'm with, except some of them. I don't like a lot of things. It's not my fault, I had stupid parents who tried to give me superpowers. You would probably dislike lots of things too if you used to wake up everyday and find uranium hidden in your sock drawer. I never -- I never felt like I was good enough. I WAS A GENIUS! But I didn't have healing powers. And Mom and Dad didn't like that. And I didn't like them. But you try and kill them and their friends JUST ONCE, and you get a reputation! I went to jail. Jail was uncomfortable. I didn't like prison. So I came to the school instead...which was a little better.
But I DO like this drink I'm drinking. It comes in a little bag! Isn't that clever.
[Stephen]
Guess what. Have I already said that?
[/Stephen]
wanted to say that I hate you all. That's it, really. Bye.
[Stephen]
Guess what.
[/Stephen]
No, it's not it. I am underwater and it's not nice. I don't like the sea. I don't like the people I'm with, except some of them. I don't like a lot of things. It's not my fault, I had stupid parents who tried to give me superpowers. You would probably dislike lots of things too if you used to wake up everyday and find uranium hidden in your sock drawer. I never -- I never felt like I was good enough. I WAS A GENIUS! But I didn't have healing powers. And Mom and Dad didn't like that. And I didn't like them. But you try and kill them and their friends JUST ONCE, and you get a reputation! I went to jail. Jail was uncomfortable. I didn't like prison. So I came to the school instead...which was a little better.
But I DO like this drink I'm drinking. It comes in a little bag! Isn't that clever.
[Stephen]
Guess what. Have I already said that?
[/Stephen]
Thu, Jan. 7th, 2010, 02:00 am
Attention: Crew of the Dragon
The moment we reach these creatures, whether they are singing or whistling or dancing the Charleston, I intend to light them up. I have gone for far too long without using the 'flamethrower' setting on my weapon. I suggest that you do not stand in front of -or indeed, slightly above- me for the duration of this time.
Perhaps simply scaring them will be sufficient. I sincerely hope that is not the case, however.
The moment we reach these creatures, whether they are singing or whistling or dancing the Charleston, I intend to light them up. I have gone for far too long without using the 'flamethrower' setting on my weapon. I suggest that you do not stand in front of -or indeed, slightly above- me for the duration of this time.
Perhaps simply scaring them will be sufficient. I sincerely hope that is not the case, however.
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010, 11:54 pm
( Private to Marla Tudor )
( Private to Stephen Glass-Newton )
Oh, joy. Just when I thought this voyage couldn't fly any further in the face of accepted science...
( Private to Stephen Glass-Newton )
Oh, joy. Just when I thought this voyage couldn't fly any further in the face of accepted science...
Wed, Jan. 6th, 2010, 12:50 am
[Locked to Ira Kazan]
Never doubted you for a second.
[/Ira]
Never doubted you for a second.
[/Ira]
Tue, Sep. 8th, 2009, 07:49 pm
=GPS Putress: September 8th, 2009 - 4663 Benevolence Boulevard, Neopolis - 66° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
No excursions to Europe, but similarly no drywall: as a result, cannot truly decide if am having an enjoyable vacation or not. Think the answer is 'no', since am obviously enough of a presence on this network to know what the masses are doing with their time. Extended online periods inevitably point to the fact that real life is unfulfilling in some way.
...Have no idea why am indulging you with this information. Extended exposure to the Golden Archer has likely corrupted me in some way - soon, no doubt, I will be objectifying women and cracking singularly unamusing 'jokes' around my vapid and shallow friends.
Mother has been having trouble reconciling her status within the Band of Heroic Heroes with the fact that she attacked a number of people during the incident. Admittedly, as primary healers within the Band, she was (and perhaps still is) in line for some kind of recommendation. Still, cannot deny that her reign of havoc is the first time in a long while that have been proud of her. Undoubtedly it is a feeling emotion.
[Private to Ira]
Have to tell somebody something and, for want of a better word, you are my closest friend. Promise you won't laugh at this, or will most definitely crush your reproductive organs with a spectrophotometer.
[/Ira]
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Rule 91: I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
No excursions to Europe, but similarly no drywall: as a result, cannot truly decide if am having an enjoyable vacation or not. Think the answer is 'no', since am obviously enough of a presence on this network to know what the masses are doing with their time. Extended online periods inevitably point to the fact that real life is unfulfilling in some way.
...Have no idea why am indulging you with this information. Extended exposure to the Golden Archer has likely corrupted me in some way - soon, no doubt, I will be objectifying women and cracking singularly unamusing 'jokes' around my vapid and shallow friends.
Mother has been having trouble reconciling her status within the Band of Heroic Heroes with the fact that she attacked a number of people during the incident. Admittedly, as primary healers within the Band, she was (and perhaps still is) in line for some kind of recommendation. Still, cannot deny that her reign of havoc is the first time in a long while that have been proud of her. Undoubtedly it is a feeling emotion.
[Private to Ira]
Have to tell somebody something and, for want of a better word, you are my closest friend. Promise you won't laugh at this, or will most definitely crush your reproductive organs with a spectrophotometer.
[/Ira]
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Rule 91: I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
Mon, Aug. 31st, 2009, 01:02 pm
=GPS Putress: August 31st, 2009 - Medical Wing - 81° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
Congratulations, Neopolis at large. It took approximately sixteen seconds after this whole ridiculous scene had passed to make me regret ever deciding to start work on this fucking cure. Let us hope that either my better instincts stopped me from adding a biological timebomb into this serum, or that -if have included a small marker that will allow me to do something appallingly evil to you all at an unspecified future point- Dr Roux is composed and thorough enough to find it and remove it.
Please be aware that only chose to do this because have my own nefarious schemes to eventually implement, and would prefer not to see years of work ruined because of some fool magician with more ability than self-control. Assuming it was magic, of course; detected an octronic signature whilst studying various necrotic samples that suggest a non-scientific origin - additionally, magic is eternally ridiculous and will always lead to situations similar to those we have just faced. Always always always.
You're welcome.
[Jace]
Am fine, thank you for asking.
[/Jace]
[Stephen]
Imagine that you are still unconscious or similar, but hope you are feeling better - but perhaps not entirely better, as quite enjoyed some elements of your post-infection personality.
When you awaken, I will tell you this in person, but: you owe me. And everyone else owes you. Get well soon, Veritas.
[/Stephen]
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Rule 17: When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
Congratulations, Neopolis at large. It took approximately sixteen seconds after this whole ridiculous scene had passed to make me regret ever deciding to start work on this fucking cure. Let us hope that either my better instincts stopped me from adding a biological timebomb into this serum, or that -if have included a small marker that will allow me to do something appallingly evil to you all at an unspecified future point- Dr Roux is composed and thorough enough to find it and remove it.
Please be aware that only chose to do this because have my own nefarious schemes to eventually implement, and would prefer not to see years of work ruined because of some fool magician with more ability than self-control. Assuming it was magic, of course; detected an octronic signature whilst studying various necrotic samples that suggest a non-scientific origin - additionally, magic is eternally ridiculous and will always lead to situations similar to those we have just faced. Always always always.
You're welcome.
[Jace]
Am fine, thank you for asking.
[/Jace]
[Stephen]
Imagine that you are still unconscious or similar, but hope you are feeling better - but perhaps not entirely better, as quite enjoyed some elements of your post-infection personality.
When you awaken, I will tell you this in person, but: you owe me. And everyone else owes you. Get well soon, Veritas.
[/Stephen]
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Rule 17: When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
Mon, Aug. 31st, 2009, 03:19 am
Addendum to previous update:
We are now being shot at. Imagine it would be wise now to vacate the rooftop area - would remain unhurt, but equipment may be damaged. Whoever is coming for me, suggest it occurs soon.
If you have remained uninfected since previous post: congratulations. Keep up the good work.
We are now being shot at. Imagine it would be wise now to vacate the rooftop area - would remain unhurt, but equipment may be damaged. Whoever is coming for me, suggest it occurs soon.
If you have remained uninfected since previous post: congratulations. Keep up the good work.
Mon, Aug. 31st, 2009, 12:25 am
=GPS Putress: August 30th, 2009 - Auditorium roof - 93° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
If you are currently infected: try not to ingest any human flesh. Cannot adequately predict how introduction of foreign organic might negatively affect any potential treatment.
If you are not currently infected: try not to become infected.
If you have already ingested human flesh: try not to ingest any more human flesh. Alternatively, present yourself to the nearest uninfected resident for mandatory euthanasia.
Following these simple requests will ensure less work for those of us with a modicum of intelligence in the near future.
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Rule 16: I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
If you are currently infected: try not to ingest any human flesh. Cannot adequately predict how introduction of foreign organic might negatively affect any potential treatment.
If you are not currently infected: try not to become infected.
If you have already ingested human flesh: try not to ingest any more human flesh. Alternatively, present yourself to the nearest uninfected resident for mandatory euthanasia.
Following these simple requests will ensure less work for those of us with a modicum of intelligence in the near future.
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Rule 16: I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
Fri, Aug. 7th, 2009, 02:22 pm
=GPS Putress: August 7th, 2009 - Science Faculty dorm - Rm #106 - 57° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
As anticipated, a simple task. Cannot decide whether it is a good or bad outcome that nobody decided to test my resolve to its inevitably fatal endpoint, but -all things considered- such recourse was probably for the best. As previously stated, personally have no talent for capital punishment. You were lucky, Tajima: though, as presumably it behooves me to point out, you were also capable of resisting the effects of the disease for some time. Congratulations on your formidable immune system, I suppose. A pity your resolve was not quite so hardy.
Had a meeting with my correctional liaison officer on Wednesday. As tactless and redundant as ever, though she has now taken to wearing a pair of glasses she doesn't need to appear more intelligent: whilst agree that the BHH require all the help they can get in attempting to look more intelligent, suspect that 'also looking like a frumpy librarian' was not on her immediate goals list. Regardless, she was interested in recent activities - and any potential involvement had with them. Apparently, being evil obliges a person to participate in any and all schemes going - wish that had known that before: would have called upon a few allies to help in my own earlier attempts. Guess that's how it goes. End result: she was satisfied at my non-involvement with anything apparently League-related. Will sleep soundly tonight(!)
( Private to Jace )
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Rule 59: I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
As anticipated, a simple task. Cannot decide whether it is a good or bad outcome that nobody decided to test my resolve to its inevitably fatal endpoint, but -all things considered- such recourse was probably for the best. As previously stated, personally have no talent for capital punishment. You were lucky, Tajima: though, as presumably it behooves me to point out, you were also capable of resisting the effects of the disease for some time. Congratulations on your formidable immune system, I suppose. A pity your resolve was not quite so hardy.
Had a meeting with my correctional liaison officer on Wednesday. As tactless and redundant as ever, though she has now taken to wearing a pair of glasses she doesn't need to appear more intelligent: whilst agree that the BHH require all the help they can get in attempting to look more intelligent, suspect that 'also looking like a frumpy librarian' was not on her immediate goals list. Regardless, she was interested in recent activities - and any potential involvement had with them. Apparently, being evil obliges a person to participate in any and all schemes going - wish that had known that before: would have called upon a few allies to help in my own earlier attempts. Guess that's how it goes. End result: she was satisfied at my non-involvement with anything apparently League-related. Will sleep soundly tonight(!)
( Private to Jace )
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Rule 59: I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
Mon, Jul. 20th, 2009, 09:32 pm
=GPS Putress: July 20th, 2009 - Science Faculty dorm - Rm #106 - 61° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
A simple task.
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Rule 55: The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
A simple task.
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Rule 55: The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
Tue, Jul. 7th, 2009, 11:42 am
=GPS Putress: July 7th, 2009 - Science Faculty dorm - Rm #106 - 61° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
Glad to see that interplanetary internet is beginning to gear up. Had wondered if Mr Smart might be persuaded to involve himself with such matters, but apparently he's too busy inventing a new kind of juicer. So lucky to have him(!) Regardless, presumably the next step is a luner relay - perhaps extra-solar waypoints in the next twenty/fifty years. Mechanics is not my forté but can see the definite benefits to all this -- not least because it signals the dawn of a day when all our off-world detritus residents can be shipped back to where they came from.
Never thought that temporarily sacrificing hygiene to remain in the lab would be positive, but here we are. No interest in a recolor, thank you...but will definitely be reviewing the security footage in the science dorms when have a free moment. As people are given to saying "one good turn deserves another."
[Private to Jace Jordan]
Have emailed you the physiological data recorded after your...demonstration last week. Physical data, most notably bloodflow and respiration rates, confirm the emotional opinion that I had a thoroughly enjoyable experience.Ira suggests However, all good scientific experiments demand multiple observations in order to rule out fluke readings: in short, would not be averse to a repeat occurrence.
[/Jace]
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Rule 78: I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
Glad to see that interplanetary internet is beginning to gear up. Had wondered if Mr Smart might be persuaded to involve himself with such matters, but apparently he's too busy inventing a new kind of juicer. So lucky to have him(!) Regardless, presumably the next step is a luner relay - perhaps extra-solar waypoints in the next twenty/fifty years. Mechanics is not my forté but can see the definite benefits to all this -- not least because it signals the dawn of a day when all our off-world detritus residents can be shipped back to where they came from.
Never thought that temporarily sacrificing hygiene to remain in the lab would be positive, but here we are. No interest in a recolor, thank you...but will definitely be reviewing the security footage in the science dorms when have a free moment. As people are given to saying "one good turn deserves another."
[Private to Jace Jordan]
Have emailed you the physiological data recorded after your...demonstration last week. Physical data, most notably bloodflow and respiration rates, confirm the emotional opinion that I had a thoroughly enjoyable experience.
[/Jace]
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Rule 78: I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
Fri, Jul. 3rd, 2009, 12:57 am
=GPS Putress: June 30th, 2009 - Science Faculty, Laboratory Four - 61° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
[Locked to Ira Kazan - and marked Urgent]
Get out of the room, Kazan.Jace is The fey musical boy will be I have an experiment to ru
Company is coming, and suspect that three is a crowd in this instance.
[/Ira]
[Locked to Ira Kazan - and marked Urgent]
Get out of the room, Kazan.
Company is coming, and suspect that three is a crowd in this instance.
[/Ira]
Wed, Jun. 17th, 2009, 04:05 pm
x = 2
=GPS Putress: June 17th, 2009 - Science Faculty dorm - Rm #106 - 61° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
Hope that, whatever the results of this popularity bullshit turn out to be, we can make Iran proud afterwards. Let's see some arguments, some fighting, some bloodshed in the halls. Hell, will give a hundred bucks for the first person to carry out a political assassination in the days afterwards.
Kidding. Probably.
More importantly, where's that fucking Syracuse dish?
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Rule 87: My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
Hope that, whatever the results of this popularity bullshit turn out to be, we can make Iran proud afterwards. Let's see some arguments, some fighting, some bloodshed in the halls. Hell, will give a hundred bucks for the first person to carry out a political assassination in the days afterwards.
Kidding. Probably.
More importantly, where's that fucking Syracuse dish?
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Rule 87: My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
Sat, Jun. 6th, 2009, 10:18 pm
x = 1
=GPS Putress: June 6th, 2009 - Science Faculty dorm - Rm #106 - 61° - 33°20′27″N 118°19′40″W=
Don't know about you, but definitely had a good vacation. Admittedly, didn't get to go traveling through time or anything else stupid and time-wasting, but did go down to Mexico for a little time having fun. Nothing stressful, nothing big you know? THAT SAID...one project did get away from me a little. In my defense, it was a total accident but all the motherfucking same calling it swine flu is just insulting. Didn't work for months on that shit to get it named after some walking fucking bacon factory. They wouldn't unveil an artist's masterpiece and call it "hogcough" would they?! Still, it's having the last laugh. Bastards. I'll show them all.
...But like I say, accident.
Looking forward to Dean Lethbridge's seminar, as usual. Should be veeeeeery interesting! Must be so difficult to work for long hours in that wonderful bodice. I wonder if she ever-- never mind. If you're interested in my classes this trimester, then fuck you. Doing Advanced Microbiology this time round, though - first trimester was probably full of douches who get in over their heads, and now the serious ones can get down to some real work.
Have some real work to do right now, actually. Working on something wonderful, oh yes wonderful. BUT since they were so popular during the first trimester, thought I might keep posting the feed from Lady Kreltar's tips for an aspiring villain. She's an inspiration, you guys could learn a thing or two.
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Rule Seventy: I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
Don't know about you, but definitely had a good vacation. Admittedly, didn't get to go traveling through time or anything else stupid and time-wasting, but did go down to Mexico for a little time having fun. Nothing stressful, nothing big you know? THAT SAID...one project did get away from me a little. In my defense, it was a total accident but all the motherfucking same calling it swine flu is just insulting. Didn't work for months on that shit to get it named after some walking fucking bacon factory. They wouldn't unveil an artist's masterpiece and call it "hogcough" would they?! Still, it's having the last laugh. Bastards. I'll show them all.
...But like I say, accident.
Looking forward to Dean Lethbridge's seminar, as usual. Should be veeeeeery interesting! Must be so difficult to work for long hours in that wonderful bodice. I wonder if she ever-- never mind. If you're interested in my classes this trimester, then fuck you. Doing Advanced Microbiology this time round, though - first trimester was probably full of douches who get in over their heads, and now the serious ones can get down to some real work.
Have some real work to do right now, actually. Working on something wonderful, oh yes wonderful. BUT since they were so popular during the first trimester, thought I might keep posting the feed from Lady Kreltar's tips for an aspiring villain. She's an inspiration, you guys could learn a thing or two.
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Rule Seventy: I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
Fri, May. 29th, 2009, 11:07 pm
--They called for my execution --
-- They demanded I was made an example of --
-- And then they imprisoned me here --
-- But I'm still ( the most successful of us all... )
Fri, May. 29th, 2009, 08:42 pm
And they're even making me take ( these classes... )